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Thursday, March 26, 2015

My Car is On Fire... But I Got Marshmallows

"First Date
I pick you up. You get in. There are candles in the car. You go, "Is this dangerous?" and I go, "Yes—but I like danger."

We go to your favorite restaurant, we have drinks and a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car’s on fire. You go, "Jason, your car’s on fire! Aren’t you upset?" I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, "No. I knew this was gonna happen." Drop the mic (and by mic I mean the bag of marshmallows).

And then I kiss you, in front of my burning car, while valet is roasting our marshmallows."
 
 
Remind me to bring a fire extinguisher...
 
 

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