"Things I Think About-
Who puts dog crap all over my sneakers at night? I walked through a puddle two
weeks ago and put my sneakers out on my back porch to dry overnight. Fast
forward to the next day and they are SMOTHERED with dog crap. I had to wash them
off (making them soaking wet AGAIN) and put them on my back porch again. The
next morning, AGAIN smothered in dog crap. I washed them again and put them
outside in different places (I will NOT bring them inside - they stink!) and
every day they are covered in crap again.
Besides that, I haven't been
thinking about much lately."
(Found on: http://www.abadcaseofthedates.com/2011/12/its-suburbs-and-i-was-bored-okay.html)